Good For You

Parabens are good for you;

keep it clean – you know you should.

Cancer is better than smelling like poo.

 

Even in natural soaps and shampoo,

these chemicals are ‘for the good’.

Parabens are good for you,

 

so keep abreast and stay on top. Do,

‘cause twice a day is not enough.

Cancer is better than smelling like poo.

 

We don’t have to smell it, we all know it’s true

and cancer is Britain’s personal growth;

parabens are good for you.

 

Sweat’s a sticky political issue;

how it rolls out, we’re dying to know,

‘cause cancer is better than smelling like poo.

 

Join the party – we’re all in the loo;

puritans let the good times roll.

Parabens are good for you –

cancer is better than smelling like poo.